The following laws are essential reading for anyone seeking the most efficient way to earn the title of 21st Century Misanthrope as well as those who simple wish to amuse themselves.
1. These laws do not always apply.
2. Question everything, especially this law.
4. Appreciate simplicity and absurdity.
5. Everything is absolutely ambiguous.
6. Let's not bother with this one.
7. Always base inferences upon data.
11. The data is the data. Everything else is open to debate.
32. Ruminate upon pointless ramblings of mine and ye shall grow wise.
27. Analysis is the bridge between perception and cognition. Explore within as much as without.
32. Do you know what else happened on the road while you were busy watching the chicken cross it? Perhaps the chicken lead you on a wild goose chase.
45.3 Mostly one seeks equilibrium or a steady state. But from time to time one must plunge oneself into a state of flux.
XI. Never feed an onion to a homeless tabby cat on the third Tuesday of March.
12. Sagacity is restraint in sharing one's perspicacity.
13. Fuck political correctness!
28. All laws but this one are made to be rewritten.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
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